1. I suddenly have a stalker. Having a stalker is not fun. I would love to detail the creepy activities of my stalker, but I think my stalker reads my blog. I am too scared of said stalker to test his/her capacity to see the humor in all of this.
2. I suspect working out might be an utter waste of time. The majority of people at the gym the other day were fat.
3. I was very happy to learn that, sometimes, you really can't judge a book by its cover.
4. Agreeing to date a 19 year-old means you should set yourself up for disappointment on the financial front. He called to cancel a rendezvous because he didn't have any money. Quoth Melly: "Are you really surprised that the little tyke don't have no cash flow?"
5. French fashion is better than ours.
