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Friday, June 04, 2004

My ex-boyfriend called me out of the blue to say I look like that smarmy kiss-ass from School of Rock. (Far right in this pic.) The conversation went really fucking splendidly, as per usual.

x: You know who you look just like?
k: No, who?
x: That girl from School of Rock.
k: Who, Sarah Silverman? (blushing & pleased)
x: No, no. That one in the beret or whatever, who he makes the manager of the band.
k: The smarmy kiss-ass one? I remind you of her?
x: Not in personality. You look like her. I meant it as a compliment.
x: But she's a little kid.
x: I mean, I think she will blossom into looking like you.
k: That's great. You can tell she's a kiss-ass just by looking at her.
x: That was her character in the movie. Maybe she's a really great actress.
k: Sigh. OK. Thanks then, I guess.
x: You never take anything the right way. (pause) Listen, I'd totally have sex with her.
k: Oh. OK then.

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