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Thursday, July 08, 2004

How hard does my best friend Melissa rule? So hard she's invented her own holiday, goddamnit, & it's called Take One For The Team Day. Here's her definition of the holiday, from an email she sent me about it:

did i tell you i made up a holiday? the day before memorial day will always be TOFTT Day. Take One For The Team Day. i went to the movies with Skot this year for TOFTT Day as he's been whining about not having seen Kill Bill for about 3 months now so given that it was TOFTT Day, i went to the movies with him. and, for his TOFTT gift to me, he went to Lauren's BBQ even though he had plans with his other girlfriend (Ryan) and then went to dinner with Nicole and Mark and me. i think i love my new holiday. it's a learning experience. i actually liked the Kill Bills and he had a good time at both the BBQ and the mexican dinner. did you do anything for TOFTT Day even though you didn't know about its existence yet?

The all-time winner of TOFTT Day, according to Melly, is Britney Spears, taking one for the team of all humanity by being the biggest idiot of all time: asking a moron with two kids to marry her, getting rejected, & then when he finally proposes, being all stoked about buying her own engagement ring & wavering over the pre-nup. Nice work, Brit! Thanks to your shining example, now we all know what not to do when it comes to marriage. Way to TOFTT! You win!

Comments:
You have comments now! Way to Take One For The Team! That doesn't really make sense, now does it! I should have ended that last sentence with a question mark, but I didn't!
 
My first comment ever! Thanks Mike Toole. You may now go back to looking at porn.
 
that thing about britney is the funniest thing i've ever read. "."
 
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