what is the word

Here's a great article about the whole f.b. phenomenon (or recent decline thereof) from the ideal-bedroom-paint-colored NY Observer. When I say great I mean it's the sort of article that makes you question every move you've ever made & basically every fiber of your existence, on a morning when you are hungover enough, after seeing The Narrator play a very late show at Sin-e, staying till the very end even tho you thought you were leaving after the second song, helping the boys load up the van, riding with them over the bridge into Brooklyn, finishing up the evening over scotch at Zablozki's & waking up what felt like mere seconds later. Over a third cup of tea & the last crumb of a bagel you don't want to start blaming yourself for not properly playing the coy, hunted lioness thru the grass or whatever such bullshit the article recommends.
So men really are the new women. It is happening in fashion & apparently it is happening to fuck buddies everywhere. I'm going to need another cup of tea.