what is the word

Yesterday I bit the bullet & put up a personal online. The responses I've gotten have been hilarious so far. The first one was a nerdy 35 year-old Asian guy who wasn't very cute. The second was a semi-good-looking guy whose way, way too long message had mostly to do with "how moved, how swayed" he was by my profile & managed to not only use the word "embroiled," but somehow to spell it with a g. The third one was from an older man who is incredibly, rather admirably, honest about the fact that all he wants is a situation of "extended oral sex sessions" without any relationship whatsoever, nor, I should mention, any physical reciprocation from his partner. Another one was from a guy who is really into massages (they were somehow incorporated into both the "sexier" portion of the fill-in-the-blank part & the "If I could be anywhere at the moment" question). Too bad for him I'm probably one of the only people on earth who thinks massages are way overrated. & neither the cunninlinguist nor the masseuse have provided any photos, which (among other things) is unacceptable. So far the first one is my best bet. At least his message made some sort of sense ("I love PG Wodehouse too! What do you think of Roald Dahl?"). I'm holding out tho. The internets have got to have more to offer than this. What with their being plural now & everything.