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Tuesday, December 28, 2004

Hi. My name is Mike Toole, and Kat has allowed me to be a guest blogger today. I emailed her telling her to update this thing because I was bored of her last post, and she said to me, "why dont you write me a guest blog??? please? i have fuck all to say."

I don't know what "fuck all" means. Well, I know what it means. It could be written on the back of a heavy metal shirt or it could be the rallying cry of a porno star, but I don't know what it means when you say "i have fuck all to say." I know it means that she has nothing to say. But how "fuck all" means nothing confuses me. I don't get that as a saying. Same thing when people say "We are hoping against hope." I never got that.

So me and Kat used to be co-workers and now we are former co-workers. We also used to be neighbors, and now we are former neighbors. She left my job and I left her neighborhood. Now we are friends and we email and communicate via our blogs. Kat let me know her username and password to get on this thing. That is trust. I feel like I need to reciprocate that trust. Kat, my PIN for my ATM card is 5391.

Kat has a funny laugh. Kat laughs like she is in a silent movie. Not because she is trying to convey laughter like a silent movie actress would, but she actually has a silent laugh. Her mouth opens and nothing comes out. You should see it.

OK. I don't want to get carried away here and talk too much and make Kat's loyal readers mad. Since Kat often ends her postings with a photo, I thought I'd post this adorable picture of some baby monkeys that are about to do it.




Comments:
hey mike! thanks for the awesome post. "fuck all" is a great saying by the way & it doesnt have to make any sense. according to the urban dictionary it can also be an exclamation (see http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=fuck+all). like, "fuck all, mike, thanks for writing a post for me!"
also thank you for not laughing at my embarassing password. at least not on my blog.
 
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