what is the word <$BlogRSDURL$>

what is the word

« ·´ ` · . ( * · . ¸ ( ` · . ¸ ¸ . · ´ ) ¸ . · * ) . · ´ ` · » « · ´ ¨ * · . ¸ ¸ . . ¸ ¸ . · * ¨ ` · » « · ´ ` · . ( ¸ . · ´ ( ¸ . · * * · . ¸ ) ` · . ¸ ) . · ´ ` · » « · ´ ` · . ( * · . ¸ ( ` · . ¸ ¸ . · ´ ) ¸ . · * ) . · ´ ` · » « · ´ ¨ * · . ¸ ¸ . . ¸ ¸ . · * ¨ ` · » « · ´ ` · . ( ¸ . · ´ ( ¸ . · * * · . ¸ ) ` · . ¸ ) . · ´ ` · » «· ´ ` ·. ( * · . ¸ ( ` · . ¸ ¸ . · ´ ) ¸ . · * ) . · ´ ` · » « · ´ ¨ * ·.

Thursday, December 16, 2004

YES!!!! In your face, Amanda! Eva is America's Next Top Model!!! That's my girl, since Day One. Anna didn't want her to win because she's a bitch (Eva! Not Anna!), but I don't care. Models are supposed to be beautiful, skinny, & fashionable. If they have a healthy bitchy streak (or a raging drug habit), so much the better. I couldn't give a Chinatown Murakami bag about what models have to say about anything, unless it's something terribly glamorous like "I won't even get out of bed for less than ten thousand dollars a day, daaahling."
My sitemeter this morning is filled with "Eva Pigford ANTM winner" & all sorts of shit like that. So for those searchers, I'm posting my favorite pic in Eva's portfolio. Both of them are Eva, by the way, & both of them are smoking hot.
& may I say, just one more time, how relieved I am the blind one didn't win?



Comments:
Her last name is PIGFORD? As if I needed another reason to hate her. Ew ew ew. She is thick!
 
Wow. I missed it. You got me hooked on it. I wanted Norelle to win. Not only did she have the best ass, she was also truly the dumbest.

My two favorite Norelle quotes were:

How can they expect me to speak in Japanese if I can't even speak in English?

And the classic:

You know, I wish I had something to give me a sudden burst of confidence before I went on the runway.
 
Um, that is hilarious. I think I missed that line. How the fuck did I miss that?
My favorite Top Model moment was when Kelle, the one who looked hideous in photos, tried practicing model faces in front of the mirror & kept bursting into tears.
BTW I think they'll air a repeat of the last episode on Friday. I mean, assuming you have nothing better to do on a Friday nite than watch a UPN reality show you already know the outcome of.
 
What else is Friday for?

VH1 showed them all this weekend. I was entralled. Another great moment was the trampoline/gothic photo shoot, when one of the judges said: You look contorted in this picture. Duh, the trampoline bound possible A'sNTM was on a trampoline and she was supposed to look natural. It remeinded me of that Paul Simon song about the girl in New York City who calls herself the human trampoline. OK, I'm comment spamming.
 
Hey, as long as it's about ANTM, you can comment-spam me anytime.
Ew, sorry.
 
Somehow when I wasn't looking Tyra turned into a drag queen. Very disturbing.
 
I know, & even worse, she's a hologram of a drag queen.

BTW, for fellow Eva-nerds only, I found a pic of her online from when she made this low-budget "urban Christian" movie called The Walk. Check it out:
http://www.pyramidpicturesonline.com/pyramid_home.htm
 
Post a Comment

Archives

12/01/2003 - 01/01/2004   01/01/2004 - 02/01/2004   02/01/2004 - 03/01/2004   03/01/2004 - 04/01/2004   04/01/2004 - 05/01/2004   05/01/2004 - 06/01/2004   06/01/2004 - 07/01/2004   07/01/2004 - 08/01/2004   08/01/2004 - 09/01/2004   09/01/2004 - 10/01/2004   10/01/2004 - 11/01/2004   11/01/2004 - 12/01/2004   12/01/2004 - 01/01/2005   01/01/2005 - 02/01/2005   02/01/2005 - 03/01/2005   03/01/2005 - 04/01/2005   04/01/2005 - 05/01/2005   05/01/2005 - 06/01/2005   06/01/2005 - 07/01/2005   07/01/2005 - 08/01/2005   08/01/2005 - 09/01/2005   09/01/2005 - 10/01/2005  


i heart blogs: ((mike toole)) ((melly)) ((anise)) ((stuart)) ((bring it)) ((paul)) ((TRUEBOY)) ((morgan)) ((marguerite)) ((dave)) ((apple)) ((antidisestablishmentarian)) ((stacy)) ((brigita)) ((ethan)) ((polly)) ((anna)) ((bill)) ((joe)) ((trish)) ((lisa)) ((the cap'n)) ((nicole)) ((dan)) ((sandy)) ((unRat)) ((the hun)) ((jamie)) ((radiohumper)) ((georgia)) ((the slot)) ((bemsha swing)) ((la coquette)) ((gawker)) ((ryan))

i heart new york: ((blogs to read)) ((necessary)) ((literary)) ((observatory)) ((stuff to do)) ((more stuff to do)) ((don't get lost))

i heart art: ((matt curtis)) ((brad)) ((taxidermy)) ((electric heat)) ((liz mcgrath)) ((FFF)) ((shattered lens)) ((italian marble)) ((artblog))

but most of all, i heart you. thanks for coming.

now give it to me
cos i just want 2 love u

This page is powered by Blogger. Isn't yours?