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Oh, the Oscars blah blah blah.
I'm happy for the Go Fug Yourself chicks for getting their own Oscar slideshow on MSNBC, but as usual I don't see completely eye-to-eye with them fashion-wise. To me the best-dressed woman of the nite was Cate Blanchett, who looked anything but jaundiced in a sunny gown & ladylike belt. I'm into the orange lipstick too.
I can't decide who's hotter: Kate or Salma. Can I take one of each?
Shockingly, I actually thought The Dunst looked pretty good for once. I liked her shock of platinum hair & her demure lacy thing. I still hate her for being the only bad thing about Eternal Sunshine & for being so Dunsty, obviously.
I don't know who Ziyi Zhang is but she looked amazing.
The nite's worst fashion came from Laura Linney & Hilary Swank (NB: front only). Laura was wearing a horrible fringed thing in a shade of pewter that made her look dead, along with weird Jenny Jones makeup. & I guess the fact that Hilary grew up in a trailer park explains why she was wearing the "mullet" of dresses.
Whoever that chick Josh Groban was with (& whoever Josh Groban is, anyway) had the best bangs of the evening, if anyone cares.
Oh, & what about the men? Don Cheadle looked very dapper dressed by the designer with my favorite name. Johnny Depp can do whatever he wants. He'll never look bad, & I like to see some variety. Tho what was that on his tie? An ankh?
I also liked Leo & Alan Alda. That's right. I said Alan Alda. What?