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Wednesday, August 03, 2005

Sometimes it seems totally natural to write about what's happening in my life & put all the words online where everyone can see them & sometimes I can't think of a single good reason for doing such a thing.
Ya know?
Things are good. They're humming along. Oh except the grocery store across the street is cleaning out their basement & suddenly we have mice. I'm traumatized. I left my landlord a voicemail about it & all he had to say was: "Big-city living, not to be a wiseass."
So that was reassuring.
Yesterday we were coming back from dinner & they were shooting a movie on Bedford. Zach Braff was standing in front of this car with all these fake suitcases & shit strapped to the top, like he was filming a scene where he has just arrived fresh-faced & green-shirted & pomade-haired to begin a new life in Brooklyn. The film crew had set up a big table of refreshments like pasta salad & orange juice right in front of our building.
"Hollywood glamour on the outside," I said to Laura as I unlocked our door. "Rodent infestation on the inside."
I hope in the movie Zach Braff arrives in his too-good-to-be-true loft in the heart of hipster Williamsburg only to be discover it's full of mice. Then I hope his wise-ass landlord has to explain to him that it's all part of living in the big city. That would be a movie I could relate to, for obvious reasons.
Does anyone know if these things work?

Comments:
no, they're pretty crappy & a waste of $. your best bet is poison. sad but true.
 
yeah, I mean, kill fucking mice, rats, roaches, this is New York. They are the enemy, along with the wasps, of course.

there's a picture of braff (who is he, anyway?) in the POST today, with Amanada Peet wearing ugly shoes. They are in williamsburg like it's downtown LA or something.
 
are you kdding?? you know i lurve him...you should have called me! waaaah.
 
I would be willing to loan you The Baby Girl to demouse the house when I return from vacation! In the mean time, I have had mice issues, and had to have one apt. professionally exterminated. The guys told me that if you see more than one mouse, that means trouble. You could have a whole family in there with Mom and Dad Mouse. Sorry. I have no mercy. Kill the fuckers ASAP.
 
I don't know anything about them but the picture of the mouse running away with a suitcase is hilarious. Reason enough to buy one. Did I spell hilarious right?
 
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